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Old Apr 01, 2005, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #1
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Default You know you're addicted...(forum classic)

You know when you are addicted to GuildWars when you,

1.Spend a month on a forum of a game you cannot play (non-alpha)
ALTERNATE: You read these, when you can be playing GW.
2.you dream of GW
3.You bothered to read this.
4.you spent half your days on the GW GUI waiting for a server slip.
5.You constantly read your GW preorder booklet.

More ^.^

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Old Apr 01, 2005, 07:59 AM // 07:59   #2
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lol Crap....4 out of 5 >_> we need to establish an AA group for GW addicts methinks...
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Old Apr 01, 2005, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #3
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6. There are sheets of paper littering your room/office on possible new characters or guild plans.
Alternate: you have an entire folder devoted to guild wars documents you have created in Microsoft Word/Word Pad/Notepad for the 'leet ppl'.
7. You have or moderate a fan website/forum devoted to guild wars.
8. You placed your complimentary guild wars poster on the ceiling above your bed so you can see it when you fall asleep at night.
Alternate: across from the toilet so you can admire it while taking a dump.
9. Your music of choice comes from the CD soundtrack.
10. You're counting down the days until the next beta weekend/release date.
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Old Apr 01, 2005, 01:10 PM // 13:10   #4
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10. You're counting down the days until the next beta weekend/release date.
Right Nascent? :P Well actually who doesn't...
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Old Apr 01, 2005, 01:11 PM // 13:11   #5
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11. You have to fight to keep yourself from trying to get new friends interested in Guild Wars before you've even known them for a day.
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Old Apr 01, 2005, 02:26 PM // 14:26   #6
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12) you play Guild Wars so much on the BWE your parents think your crazy
alternate-you spend so much time on guild wars guru that you have to make up something and tell your parents that so they dont think your crazy

13) you play GW for so long that your parents tell you to go outside, and you just take your laptop outside and play it there.

14) you watch the new movie over and over again untill you feel like your acctually playing the game.

15) you go on other languege sites and try to desipher what it says

16) you have guild wars pjs....

(lol 4 out of 5 of those are my experiances....im just waiting for guilld wars cloths tho )
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Old Apr 01, 2005, 06:37 PM // 18:37   #7
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17. You forget you have a girlfriend.

18. You're afraid to breathe.

19. You fill that empty whole in your life with a fansite forum.

20. Your hands shake uncontrollably while typing.

21. You have Guild Wars in your display name for your favorite IM service.

22. You sleep through school the Monday following a BWE.

23. When a BWE approaches you take your bath for the weekend and have a deodorant stick next to your monitor



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Old Apr 01, 2005, 06:41 PM // 18:41   #8
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Has anyone ever actually got in a sever slip and played the game for a certain period in between betas?

If so, I'm so trying!
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Old Apr 01, 2005, 09:57 PM // 21:57   #9
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24. You're hopping on eBay to see if you can find people selling the retail game yet, how much they're selling it for and hoping not to see all the *pre-order* posts since you no longer need 'em.
ALTERNATE: You're buying several copies of the game (retail or collectors) so you can post them on eBay and hope you make it worth your time and money and not get undersold.

25. You're wife, friends or family (all depending on individual) think you no longer exist and think you're a flook for talking about all your GW buddies and not spending enough time with them or in reality!
ALTERNATE: You ignore them because you're GW friends are your ONLY friends that are important and GW is your ultimate reality!

26. You tie up the phone lines (for us dial up people) and get calls at the end of the weekend wondering if you're still alive. Hope they know an alternate way of contacting you.
ALTERNATE: Those that live with you (unless you have deoderant stick ready and waiting by computer) think you or something is dead in the house because of the awful stench coming from the computer room.
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Old Apr 02, 2005, 12:13 AM // 00:13   #10
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20 of em are right for me.
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Old Apr 02, 2005, 12:18 AM // 00:18   #11
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28 of them are right for me.

27. When you lose all since of reality.
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Old Apr 02, 2005, 12:28 AM // 00:28   #12
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28 You are investing in Caf pills and no doz so you can never leave your computer and Play the entire BEW from start to finish.

29. You have a list of reasons to tell work why you need the whole 3-day weekend off.

30 You tell friends/family/work that you are going a way for the weekend so you can play without Interruptions.

31 you go to Guilds Wars and Drool at the log on screen.

32. You are thinking of geting a second laptop so you can play two chars at once.

Most of the above is true for me

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Old Apr 02, 2005, 02:18 AM // 02:18   #13
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33. Every other game suddenly gets real boring.

34. You get your plastic bow (if you have one) and suddenly you just feel like shooting things!
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Old Apr 02, 2005, 06:18 AM // 06:18   #14
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35. When feuding, you threaten to put your friends on your ignore list, then plug your ears.

36. You try to "tame" the local stray cat, hoping he doesn't have charm break.

37. You go to a funeral and try to raise a bone horror.

(I pulled 2 of these off of my thread 25 Ways to Pass the Time While Waiting for Guild Wars , if you like this, you might want to check it out.)

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Old Apr 03, 2005, 06:35 AM // 06:35   #15
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38. You actually take the time to make up or add to this list.

39. You actually post on this list what you typed as an add-on.

I am guilty as charged.
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Old Apr 03, 2005, 07:02 AM // 07:02   #16
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39: You completely forget to eat 3 days a month.
40: You made a post about guild wars addiction.
41: You're up at 2:00am and have nothing better to do that type this.
42: You go to GWA (Guild Wars Annon.) meetings every week.
43: You forget that all girls don't look like those of GW.
44: You went to the zoo and tryed to master the animals.
45: You stood over a dead rodent for an hour trying to raise minions of the dead.
46: You can now type at 3,000 words per minute due to intense battles without TS.
47: You haven't seen the light of day since the WPE.
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Old Apr 03, 2005, 09:11 PM // 21:11   #17
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49. you search all over for some1 to make u a korean login so u can play in that beta test...

50. you have the countdown to the next beta test as your homepage

51. you have the countdown to the next beta test as your desktop background

52. the only conversation between you and your friends consits of guild wars
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Old Apr 03, 2005, 09:24 PM // 21:24   #18
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53) you tell people your name is *imput your guildwars name*

54) you kill your friend and look and see if he dropped a rare item

55) you take out a map and keep pressing on where you want to go and wait to be teleported there

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Old Apr 03, 2005, 09:28 PM // 21:28   #19
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56) You pick a flower and wait for it to turn into a teeny-tiny construction worker.

57) You wonder why 50 books take up more space in your backpack than one.

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Old Apr 05, 2005, 12:43 AM // 00:43   #20
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58) You actually download the korean client and install it thinking it will install a guildwars that will log-on to the korean servers, then when it doesn't work wonder why all the writing is in english, figure the install didn't work and repeat.
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